I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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