Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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