My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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