His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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