ya dads aren't the best wingmen
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have feelings that need drinking.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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