i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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