Welp...herpes.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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