its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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