Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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