i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just google imaged poop.
two words: eviction party
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
