Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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