Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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