I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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