Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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