summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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