??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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