lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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