I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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