operation harelip BJ is a go
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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