what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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