Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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