The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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