After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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