I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
its not stalking. its research.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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