I wannas sexs uuuuu
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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