I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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