But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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