Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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