we have officially lost it.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
