I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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