Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think your dad took our porno
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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