How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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