It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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