Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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