hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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