God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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