if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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