Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Too much gin, very little bucket
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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