Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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