wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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