So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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