drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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