your thong is hanging out like whoa
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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