New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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