he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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