My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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