He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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