You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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