If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
