so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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