I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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