He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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