clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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