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say what?
wanna hang out?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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