I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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